The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?”
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Er… How much for a season pass?”
Posts Tagged ‘joke’Male and female dormitoriesTuesday, October 20th, 2009They say it’s a joke, but, is it?Thursday, October 15th, 2009
An eager student gave his answer. The new blonde stewardessWednesday, October 14th, 2009An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. 10 funny questions you might have asked yourselfTuesday, October 6th, 2009
Joke: A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi chattingSaturday, October 3rd, 2009
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The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Joke: The swearing parrotMonday, September 28th, 2009
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A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
So there’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
