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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!
Quotation[0] = "A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin";
Quotation[1] = "Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov";
Quotation[2] = "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha";
Quotation[3] = "I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz";
Quotation[4] = "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain";
Quotation[5] = "A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
Bil Keane";
Quotation[6] = "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman";
Quotation[7] = "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein";
Quotation[8] = "Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Eva Gabor";
Quotation[9] = "Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
George Edward Woodberry";
Quotation[10] = "Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.
David Gerrold";
Quotation[11] = "Love comes unseen; we only see it go.
Austin Dobson";
Quotation[12] = "In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby";
Quotation[13] = "If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to understand it.
Emerson Pugh";
Quotation[14] = "The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don’t have to waste your time voting.
Charles Bukowski";
Quotation[15] = "The price of wisdom is above-rubies.
Bible, Job xxviii. 18.";
Quotation[16] = "Patience is the companion of wisdom.
St. Augistine";
Quotation[17] = "The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks.
Thomas Bailey";
Quotation[18] = "Quality is more important than quantity. One home run is much better than two doubles.
Steve Jobs";
Quotation[19] = "Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Euripides";
Quotation[20] = "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
Walt Disney";
Quotation[21] = "O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant.
Shakespeare";
Quotation[22] = "Personal responsibility is the root of all personal and professional success.
Bud Bilanich";
Quotation[23] = "If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
Anonymous";
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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();