Joke: Genie in the bottle

laughA man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only.”

The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF!

Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him.

He asked for his final wish, ” I wish I was irresistible to women.” POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

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  • Posted by E.J. on Thursday, October 1st, 2009 at 11:55:16


    Posted in Entertainment, Funny stuff

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    • geaNostra has been getting funny lately. Keep the jokes coming. :-)

      BTW, I notice the man wished for money to a Swiss bank acount, but he didn't specify that it would be his bank account.
    • geaNostra
      Thanks! Sure will! ;)
      True, apparently the genie missed it too. :D
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